User profile: Sam Patrick
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I only want mediocre. I never wanted to be a great sports star when I was a kid. I wanted to be just some guy in the locker room celebrating wins, or a mini-tour golfer (an actual dream of mine). I never wanted to be a great student, just not a dumbass. And now I don't want to be some super duper, award winning comic. I just want to be some guy who makes it by and has friends who do really well.