I am a classical absurdist who likes art, comedy, and SpongeBob. My comic heroes are George Carlin, Jim Carrey, and stupid people. I recently did a duet to LoveShack by myself at a karaoke contest. They wouldn't accept couples, so my girlfriend gave me a green wig and said baby, steal the show. I did. I made a horrible woman, but hell, I made the audience laugh. This, is what I do.