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I have been doing comedy for about a year now, although I have only recently started performing on a regular basis. I love comedy and making people laugh, so I try to get on stage as often as I can. Very few strip clubs will even let me on stage if I pay them. So is life, I suppose. I enjoy large, furry mammals and various flavors of toothpaste. Among my list of heroes are Kim Jong-Il, Joseph McCarthy, Joseph Stalin (or Joey, as I know him) and, of course, Adolf Hitler. By the end of his second term, George W. Bush may crack my top four. While his fear-mongering abilities are unparalelled, i need to see the American death toll a little higher for him to be considered one of the greats. Dont get me wrong. I am rooting for him.